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The Crazed Rantings of a Pubescent Smart Ass: Rules of Life
By Dallas Hanson
Rules of Life. 1. Never tell anyone how you really feel. People don’t give a shit about you anyways and it will just bother them or make them angry 2. Accept the truth soon feel better later. Don’t think your gonna be the next multi …
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]]> http://iancrossland.us/2009/11/04/743/feed/ 0 Bill Gates Rules of Life http://iancrossland.us/2009/10/27/bill-gates-rules-of-life/ http://iancrossland.us/2009/10/27/bill-gates-rules-of-life/#comments Tue, 27 Oct 2009 11:48:58 +0000 Ian Crossland © 2011 http://iancrossland.us/?p=714 Rule 1: Life is not fair – get used to it.
Rule 2: The world won’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something before you feel good about yourself.
Rule 3: You will not make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won’t be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.
Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss.
Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping. They called it opportunity.
Rule 6: If you mess up, it’s not your parents’ fault, so don’t whine about your mistakes, learn from them.
Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren’t as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes, and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forests from the parasites of your parents’ generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.
Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life has not. In some schools, they may have abolished failing grades, and they’ll give you as many times as you want to get the right answer. This doesn’t bear the slightest resemblance to anything in real life.
Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don’t get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself. Do that on your own time.
Rule 10: Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.
Author: Jennifer Nodwell
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]]> http://iancrossland.us/2009/10/27/bill-gates-rules-of-life/feed/ 0 Top 40 Fabs Rules of Life http://iancrossland.us/2009/10/27/top-40-fabs-rules-of-life/ http://iancrossland.us/2009/10/27/top-40-fabs-rules-of-life/#comments Tue, 27 Oct 2009 11:47:00 +0000 Ian Crossland © 2011 http://iancrossland.us/?p=712 Top 40 Fabs Rules of Life « Liliesbloom’s Blog
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Top 40 Fabs Rules of Life. By liliesbloom. Health: 1. Drink plenty of water. 2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar. 3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants, and eat less food that is …
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]]> http://iancrossland.us/2009/10/27/top-40-fabs-rules-of-life/feed/ 0 376 of the best one-liners on the internet-not quite? http://iancrossland.us/2009/10/22/376-of-the-best-one-liners-on-the-internet-not-quite/ http://iancrossland.us/2009/10/22/376-of-the-best-one-liners-on-the-internet-not-quite/#comments Thu, 22 Oct 2009 11:57:11 +0000 Ian Crossland © 2011 http://964595370 376 of the best one-liners on the internet
By Zee
By the time you learn the rules of life, you’re too old to play the game. 127. Does time fly when you’re having sex or was it really just one minute? 128. If you’re looking for sympathy, you’ll find it in the dictionary between “shit” …
Zee Slash Blog – http://www.zee.me/blog/
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The Eleven Rules of Life. May be this is not from Bill Gates.It’s said to be an excerpt from the book “Dumbing Down our Kids” by educator Charles Sykes.It is a list of eleven things you did not learn in school and directed at high …
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]]> http://iancrossland.us/2009/10/22/thoughts-memoirs-the-eleven-rules-of-life/feed/ 0 More Rules http://iancrossland.us/2009/10/12/more-rules/ http://iancrossland.us/2009/10/12/more-rules/#comments Mon, 12 Oct 2009 21:03:33 +0000 Ian Crossland © 2011 http://iancrossland.us/?p=604 The 7 most basic rules you need to know before anything else …
By Professor Fault
The Rules of Life. Search: Categories. Essential basic rules. Archives. October 2009. Links. WordPress.com · WordPress.org · The 7 most basic rules you need to know before anything else: October 10, 2009, 13:31 …
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